
am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
(Source: dallonweekes)

Says it all
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant)
what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
oh my god andrew
did you fucking wear a regular tie
and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie
and try to fix it

hiding the truth is always bad

“I was worried about you today, McGee said the guy chomped you pretty hard.”
“Clocked, and it wasn’t too bad, I got in a few punches.” Tony smiled in hopes of assuring her that he was fine.
Ziva laid a hand to his side and gave him a small squeeze. “You want some ice?”
“Ice would be nice, thank you.” Tony leaned forward and planted a kiss to her forehead. “I’ll just be over here.” Motioning to the area behind his desk.
(Source: tonyandzivauk)